Maybe he doesn't fancy him, I'd say it's 50-50 really. But I think, if you make a calculated decision to streak at a cricket match, you probably want to consider different options to running straight at Andrew Symonds, who is built like the proverbial brick shit house.
Oh well, I suppose if the cricket thing falls through, I'm sure there'd be a spot for Andy in the Wallabies' team. And the streaker could sell his story to Today Tonight.Apparently the fine for streaking at the 'Gabba is $3000. Here in Perth, it's $5000, so I'd say that's a bargain if your heart's greatest desire is to declare your love for an uber sexy, ultra tank cricketer in front of tens of thousands of people... naked. Just don't expect a warm welcome, especially if you're a bloke.
So not even 20 overs in we're five wickets down and need a hundred and something to win. Stranger things have happened, but based on our recent record I'd say it's not looking too good. But I have faith.
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4 comments:
Symmo's training with the Broncos obviously came in handy there :)
Apparently another one started running towards you know who when India was fielding. Thanks to security, another possible controversy averted.
Excellent. The world needs more streakers.
I like to see Symmonds getting in on the action in this shot. Perhaps we should organise a cricket match between streakers and pros?
Good grief, imagine that. Do the streakers get to be naked? Not the wicketkeeper I hope.
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