Sunday, March 23, 2008

Cricket chemistry

In the absence of my boys lately, I haven't felt very inspired. There's only so much one can say about the schizophrenic nature of the New Zealand/England relationship.

This creative fella, on the other hand, has written a guide to cricket blogging, a detailed and highly comprehensive analysis of why Kevin Pietersen is his all-time favourite cricketer and an expository essay about the speculated ruination of Ishant Sharma involving Tania Zaetta, all in the space of just over 24 hours. I can only aspire to such greatness.

Now if I was as good at science as Jrod is at making stuff up, I'd have pursued a career in medicine. Alas it was not to be. But during my days of high school chemistry, one of my friends came up with a great equation to sum up our teacher, and I think it applies quite well to everyone's favourite South African.

NaCl + children ---> yummy dinner for Graeme. His hunger is never-ending so children is the limiting reagent.

Personally, I think Graeme is... actually, never mind.

9 comments:

The Atheist said...

Looks like all the spectators are willing the kid with the ball to hit Graeme in the...oh never mind.

miriam said...

y, one of them's even got their video camera ready for it.

Atheist perhaps you could viddyblog cricket fantasies.

The Atheist said...

Miriam, I'm not sure I like the sound of the requests you have been making of me lately.

Jrod said...

MF, I suggest that this is because you are a proper journalist type person, whereas I am a slightly unbalanced writer.

Plus it's easy to write when all the voices in your head are talking to you.

Who said that.

Oh it was you Andre.

miriam said...

Atheist, it's not my requests, it's your MIND that's the problem. Plus, you love it.

Miss Field said...

Atheist - do as Miriam says. Why? Because I said so, naturally.

Jrod - you're kind, but I have a sneaking suspicious that's not the reason. Does Andre possess you in a Beetlejuice sort of fashion? That'd be very cool, even for Andre Nel.

Jrod said...

I'm his Frankenstein except i have a slightly (only slightly) better vocabulary.

Miss Field said...

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Yeah wrong movie altogether.

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