Monday, April 7, 2008

Anger, hurt, desertion, it's all here

SO... sooo...

Gather your mates and find the rustiest pitchforks in your neighbourhood...

Chris Rogers is defecting to Victoria.

This is what cricinfo are saying, however a commercial radio station as just announced that although he has said he is deserting the Warriors, he's not yet sure where he's going.

"It's true, I'm a tosser," he said, stopping short of admitting that he is moving to Victoria to be with his people.

I liked this charlie. He has style, potential, he's got a future. I even thought he was cute for imitating Daniel Vettori with his onfield fashion, despite being a ranga, but no.

He takes my support and the support of every West Aussie launches it back at us from a monster-sized trebuchet.

The knives are out now.

Bastard.

7 comments:

The Atheist said...

There could be an innocent reason.

He could have liked Victoria better.

I'm scared too said...

I take it there are a few ex boyfriends buried in unmarked graves in that WA sand eh?

Miss Field said...

Actually no, but chance would be a fine thing, let me tell you, scaredy-cat. And what's your reason for being scared? Are you a jumper of ships as well?

Scared of crazy women said...

Nah you just have the scorned woman thing down pat. Scorned women are very very scary.

Is that rust or dried blood on your pitchfork?

Leg Break said...

Scared; are you saying MF’s a bunny boiler?

Wow, I’ll have to give that one some thought.

Miss Field said...

Scared, I think it's more a scorned West Australian thing.

Haha I had to ask someone what a bunny boiler is. What an outrageous suggestion. I am shocked and horrified. But it's mostly rust... maybe a few sinewy bits. Dried now, though. Wait, what am I saying?!

You can give it as much thought as you like, LB, I am a delicate flower!

Jrod said...

I'm with the Atheist, how could he not...