Monday, July 7, 2008

The English Stratagem (By The Full Tosser)

The climate is fluctuating like Marilyn Munroe's skirt, Gas prices soar as the world economy looks shaky and England gains 3rd spot in the ICC test rankings? What is the world coming to?



Although this news is old (last month) I feel it important to write about (Miss Field also seems to have fallen off the radar again!). With a few rare wins under their belt from an obviously depleted Kiwi side the England side has slided into third spot, with their points accrument now at 5285 from 48 matches. The team in second spot being India on 4642 from 42 matches and on top spot is of course Australia on 4650 on 33 matches. Say what you might ask, we've played less than a third of the England games and still we're classed as better than them? Yes would be the inevitable answer, and answer given with a wry smile if you're a pom. Now the ICC does have a way of determining how each team ranks with regards to their performance however that isn't the point of this post. The point is England is 3rd! Are there dancing in the streets? IS there a knighthood for the team that got them there? A multimillion dollar parade down 'ole London town? No because who cares.



A question we should be asking is why after almost decades is this current team of socially retarded morons winning a few games? I have a theory, so please indulge me. Before each game, before each day and before each session, the team is made to watch something inspiring, something they can all relate to, something they find funny, and something that could be argued is close to their team strategy:





Next up the African Repellant Spray: South Africa

4 comments:

Rob said...

Is that Ian Bell as Robin?

Full Tosser said...

Absoloutely, but who is Batman? Joker? Cat Woman? Riddler?

Miss Field said...

Well Batman is Vorny of course.

Stuart Broad is the Cat Woman, although quite possibly this is WAY too much credit.

The Riddler... Ryan Sidearse... the Joke...r....they take it in turns.

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