Friday, July 25, 2008

A win for WA

The third best bum in cricket is moving to Western Australia. That's right, Mitchell Johnson is going to play for the Warriors.

His girlfriend, Jessica Bratich (here you go, lads), who, remarkably, is not blonde, plays some sport or other at elite level and is based here. Karate, I think.

He wanted to continue to play for Queensland while living in Perth, but it wasn't to be.

We get them any way we can. Any ideas who we should honey trap next? God knows the Warriors need some help.

What was the name of that ranga who defected to some other state? Chris someone? Meh.

9 comments:

Leg Break said...

She looks like that and is good at martial arts???



Bloody hell…

Oomby Dave said...

yea.... i know....
she can black belt me any time...

Wicket Maiden said...

If MJ's no.3 and I'm guessing Brett Lee's no.1 then who's no.2?

12th Man said...

/*Any ideas who we should honey trap next? */

Trap the Krab Katich. I'm not sure why i am saying this, maybe that rhymes with Bratich.

I can understand the pitiable plight of the Warriors Missy. They had to resort to seduction to field a competent XI.

Forget Ranga Rogers. You don't need someone colour blind, do you?

The Atheist said...

I'm up for being honey-trapped.

I would't mind it. So long as I didn't get sun-burnt. But I take it that honey is an effective sun-block?

Miss Field said...

Actually WM, Brett Lee is number two... Ricky Ponting wins. Three fine bums. Mmm. Glad you agree about Binga though.

12th Man - is he really colourblind or are you referring to his rangdom? Anyway, we may have resorted to seduction, but that doesn't mean it's going to work. Still, it'll be nice to seem him in our colours.

Atheist, are you serious about sunburn? I've never met an English person who's worried about getting sunburnt. The burning question (I know, I'm funny) though, is... are you good enough to play for WA, or do you just want Jessica Bratich to seduce you? I suspect I know the answer.

12th Man said...

He's really colour blind Missy. I thought you knew this:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/cricket/seeing-is-believing-rogers-battles-to-top/2008/01/15/1200159449935.html

The Atheist said...

A bit of both, really.

Wicket Maiden said...

Seriously? Ricky Ponting, eh? I remember reading something about Michael Kasprowicz having a rather nice behind....