We're a bit shit aren't we?!
Five for 58, that's a score I even give permission to England to laugh at us for. What's going on? And why were Brett and Ricky arguing? Punter didn't let Binga bowl, and why not? We can't crumble from within too!
This is what happens when the likes of Michael Clarke become a senior player! ARGH! "Men" like him are not to be trusted!
Aside from Princess Pup though, it's time to get tough and cut some of the fat.
Matthew Hayden, time to go.
Ricky Ponting... you're next.
I don't like having to bestow this cruelty upon my boys but we need to think of the bigger picture here.
1. Australia + cricket ≠ losing.
2. The Ashes.
I've always had faith and we've turned some pretty rough situations around before. Obviously that won't be the case here, but there is a lesson to be learnt. Complacency kills. As does alliteration, on occasion. As well as assonance.
I don't mind us losing when we're clearly doing our best. But this... to my eyes we're playing carelessly and I don't like it.
Buck up, lads. You're embarrassing us.
It's five for a hundred-and-something now. Gee. I feel so much better.
Not to add insult to injury or anything (much), but you'll notice I've added Amit Mishra to my list of claimed players.
- ► 2009 (51)
- Running in straight lines
- Better fired than dead
- Adam Gilchrist is still my hero
- Fight the future!
- Bringing emo back
- Yes I took the bait
- Conspiracy theory
- Screw you, ABC Perth
- On a hat-trick
- Tasmania. Full of Tasmanians.
- Positive thinking
- Warriors huzah
- BCCI - still evil
- Queenslanders, funny buggers
- It's Miss Field, bitch
- ▼ October (16)