Tuesday, December 23, 2008

My Joernaal - day 18

Diary -

Flew to Melbourne yesterday. I hate journalists who wait at airports. I hate all journalists. Although one was hot. Her face was, at least; she was a bit fat. Saw Ponting. Smirked at him. He looked like he wanted to cry. Never did such a baby have such hairy arms. I had a Lignocaine injection today. It fucking caned but what's pain when there's 11 half-wits waiting to be beaten? I think Ashwell was disappointed. I caught him in front of the mirror, pretending to address the media. Dream on.


Rob said...


Moses @ Beer and Sport said...

The style is familiar, did you used to write a diary on iafrica?

Miss Field said...

Oooh no, I've never heard of it. I can't open that link, could you email me the text?

I thought for a minute it might seem like I was ripping off someone else's work... then I realised naaah, it's just because Graeme Smith is too irresistible to rag.

Yasmeen Kalverts said...

Never did such a baby have such hairy arms.

rofl :D

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