Funny but wrong

I was forwarded a joke today:

A bloke walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies "$60."

"Wow, what do I get for that?" he asks.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt."

Yes, it's very funny.

But with a huge factual error.

I'd like to know which brothel would give me an Australian test shirt for $60.

So just when you thought you were safe in a joke, you find out you'd even be paying exorbitantly for your kinky humiliation.

There really is nowhere to hide.